Spanking a fish??? Now I've heard it all!!!

I never watch tv during the day b/c there is nothing on worth watching. If the tv is on, its usually on Noggin for Jane Baird. Anyway today the tv was on and Divorce Court came on. I was laying on the floor playing with JB not even paying attention to the tv. I happened to look up and see a man dressed in a pink suit and that just peeked my interest so I started listening. The man and woman were there to get a divorce. Here is the conversation as I remember it: Judge: Why are you wanting a divorce The husband: I can't stand being around stupidity The wife: You have the nerve to call me stupid??? You are the one who beat the fish! Judge: Beat the fish??? I want to hear this! The wife: We have a 20 gallon fish tank at our house. One day two of our fish were fighting and my husband reached in started beating the fish. Judge: (Laughing and confused) You stuck your hand in to beat the fish??? The husband: Yes...You know how you would punish your kids for fighting? Well, I just reached in to spank the fish for fighting. The husband and wife ended up staying together...She said that he was a "special Amigo" and "You gosta luv a man who can wear a pink suit to court and look good in it!" The husband corrected her and said, "It's mauve, not pink." I got so tickled about that and had to call Alan at work to give him a laugh!